It's really hard to come up with random thoughts while simultaneously watching America's Next Top Model and eating chocolate ice cream. I'm going to give it a shot.
Seriously, I don't know what McDonald's is thinking with their slogan about ordering one of their specialty coffee drinks and getting a shot of reality. I don't understand. Is the 'shot of reality' the fact that you've been reduced to drinking coffee at McDonald's? Or you don't have the money to afford Starbucks? Or you're watching your kids climb around a germ infested play place where they could potentially contract swine flu, and you would just rather be with your girlfriends at a real coffee shop? Please explain.....
I'm also having a hard time with the whole swine flu thing. I don't understand the hysteria. Raegan's school sent home a letter about potential swine flu symptoms and a possible plan of action should the flu infect the midwest. Or her school.....I'm not sure which. The same day, she came home with this animal.

She told me it was a pig. I'm hoping her teacher told her to replicate a pig infected with the flu. 'Cause pigs don't have trunks. Regardless, I believe it's time I took her to a zoo followed by a farm.
Speaking of trunks, hopefully I will have trunks soon. Swim trunks. The bottom half of the
swimsuit of my dreams has supposedly been shipped. I don't know what I'm going to do if they don't fit, or are missing the back half of the suit. I'm sure Target and Old Navy are already way picked over. I guess I will be wearing that thing no matter what.
I've been having a hard time balancing teaching and playing, and being a mom. Most days lately, all I want to do is be with my kids, let the house get filthy, go outside and ride four-wheelers and pull weeds, and just spent time together. It's not helping that Raegan's favorite game on PBS is the one about Elmo's mommy going to work, and how sad it makes Elmo. She is always quick to click on the sad face when it asks her to describe her own feelings about her own mommy working. Tear my heart out.....
I guess I might just have to remind her that mommy works in order to pay for fish and hamsters. Maybe then she will click on the happy face that describes how she's feeling.
Sorry to be serious. I love my jobs. I just always feel like this in the spring around the time of my kids' birthdays. They just grow up too fast.
Going outside to get grimy and ride four-wheelers now. No, wait. It's only 5:30 in the morning. Maybe in a couple of hours after I've had several 'shots of reality'. Suddenly, I'm starting to understand the slogan.
And yes Erick, I know who really bought the hamsters.
Have a great Thursday.
(Side note - Post partially composed Wednesday night while eating ice cream and watching America's Next Top Model. These are not activities I enjoy at 5:30 in the morning. It's more like Barney and coffee. And coffee.)